cautious baby

be warned! no surprises here with your child's own personal disclaimers

	reflux , $ 20.00 a handknit sweater from your favorite Aunt Margie. a gorgeous designer outfit from your best friend. yeah, right - don't even think about it. four ounces in is four ounces back, so have plenty of burp cloths handy.
	rolls , $ 20.00 it's over. no more leaving the baby on the floor while you search for you're your missing keys / other shoe / clean shirt / etc. -unless of course you want to find him under the sofa.
	needs nap , $ 20.00 you squeezed in one too many errands with the little one, and it's now past naptime. who's suffering more, the baby or you?
	flirt , $ 20.00 a bashful smile, a coy smirk or maybe even playful conversation. beware... this cutie is sure to break hearts!
	teething , $ 20.00 caution: can cause crankiness, excessive drooling, and frequent wake-up calls during the night. just be thankful there are only 20 baby teeth!